An American Carol
Comedy
Fantasy
WARNING! This Movie might be offensive to Righties, All Lefties, Retards, Terrorists, Pacifists, War-Mongers, Believers, the ACLU, Conservatives, Republicans, Democrats, People of Color, Non-Speakers, & Ivy League Profs., Native Americans should be Okay.
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
2008-10-03
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Cast
Director
David Zucker
Kevin Farley as Michael Malone
Kelsey Grammer as General George S. Patton
Leslie Nielsen as Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Trace Adkins as Angel of Death
Robert Davi as Aziz
Geoffrey Arend as Mohammed
Travis Schuldt as Josh
Jon Voight as President George Washington
James Woods as Todd Grosslight
Dennis Hopper as Judge Clarence Henderson
Kevin Sorbo as George Mulrooney
Bill O'Reilly as Himself
David Alan Grier as Rastus Malone
Gary Coleman as Slave
Christopher McDonald as Lab Technician
Serdar Kalsin as Ahmed
Karri Turner as Lab Tech 2
Alaina Huffman as Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton as Paris Hilton
Simon Rex as Simon Rex
Julian Berlin as Woman at Awards Party
Cocoa Brown as Airport Security Guard 1
Jen Halperin as Hottie
Nikki DeLoach as Lily
Susan Deming as It's That Michael Malone!
Katie Gill as Rehearsal Actress
Cameron Goodman as Political Aide
Camille Meyer as I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Mary Hart as Entertainment Tonight Host
Jillian Murray as Heather
Gail O'Grady as Jane Wagstaffe
Anna Osceola as Molly Duncan
Lu Parker as Reporter 1
Amy Povich as Airport Passenger 1
Jane Justice Park as Reporter 2
Jenna Vogeler as Tiny Tina/Jenna
Lauren Lee Smith as Voice of Reason
Nadine Ellis as Parent
Christy Williams as Columbia Student '1968'
Alexander DiPersia as Rehearsal Actor
Sandi Johnson as Professor
Mark Vafiades as Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Jesse Heiman as Young Michael Malone
Brent Lydic as Wounded Soldier
Chriss Anglin as John F. Kennedy
Brandon Alter as He's Much Fatter in Person.
Scott Bailey as Celebrity 2
Randall Bosley as Mussolini
Jeff Corbett as Policeman 2
Chrisanne Eastwood as Hippie 2
Joe Hartzler as 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Benton Jennings as Hitler
Jack Kelly as You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Coco Leigh as Nun on Bus
Zachary Levi as Lab Tech 1
Joey Luthman as Boy Scout
Rich McDonald as Thought You Hated Country Music!
Steve Monroe as Airport Passenger 2
Tyler Jacob Moore as Marty
Joey Naber as Terrorist 2
John O'Hurley as Silvano
Norman Panto as Accordion Player
Bill Posley as Mose Malone
Bryant Romo as "Sailors!"
Atticus Shaffer as Timmy / Atticus
Sammy Sheik as Subway Terrorist
Richard Tanner as Village Voter
Cheryl Baxter as Parent
Troy Christian as Parent
Michael Higgins as Parent
Blane Savage as Parent
Carlton Wilborn as Parent
Heather Lea Gerdes as Professor
Marcy Goldman as Professor
Ernest Harden Jr. as Professor
Anthony Marciona as Professor
Stan Mazin as Professor
Bubba Dean Rambo as Professor
Keith Allan as Plantation Singer
Reshma Gajjar as Columbia Student '1968'
Brian Michael Jones as Columbia Student '1968'
Paris Hilton as Self