Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
Drama
Comedy
The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
1970-09-11
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Cast
Brian Keith as Officer Michael M. Nace
Tony Curtis as Shannon Gambroni
Ernest Borgnine as Sheriff Harve
Ivan Dixon as Sgt. Jones
Suzanne Pleshette as Ramona
Tom Ewell as Billy Joe Davis
Bradford Dillman as Capt. Myerson
Arthur O'Connell as Mr. Kruft
John Fiedler as Maj. Purvis
Don Ameche as Col. Flanders
Christopher Mitchum as Alturi
Dorothy Green as Mrs. Kruft
John Lasell as Dr. Hillery
James Gavin as Helicopter Pilot