Up the Chastity Belt
Comedy
Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
1972-01-14
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Cast
Frankie Howerd as Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Graham Crowden as Sir Coward de Custard
Bill Fraser as Sir Braggart de Bombast
Roy Hudd as Nick the Pick
Hugh Paddick as Robin Hood
Anna Quayle as Lady Ashfodel
Fred Emney as Mortimer
Dave King as Landlord of The Blue Boar
Lance Percival as Our Man in the Holy Land
Nora Swinburne as Mistress of the Bed Chamber
Eartha Kitt as Scheherazade
David Battley as Yokel
Royce Mills as Knotweed
Veronica Clifford as Winifred
Frank Thornton as Master of Ceremonies
Iain Cuthbertson as Teutonic Knight
Derek Griffiths as Saladin
Rita Webb as Maid Marian
Judy Huxtable as Gretel
Aubrey Woods as Vegetable Stall Holder
Long John Baldry as Little John
John Barrett as 1st Peasant
Barrie Gosney as Meat Stall Holder
Norman Beaton as Blacksmith
Sam Kydd as 1st Locksmith
Jonathan Elsom as 1st Horseman
Peter Straker as Arab
David Prowse as Sir Grumbel
Christopher Timothy as Vendor
Ian Trigger as Lucky Charm Seller
Christopher Sandford as Mutch
Johnny Vyvyan as Chestnut Man
Jimmy Gardner as Little Man
Parnell McGarry as Battleaxe Wife
Patricia Quinn as Wife
Seretta Wilson as Serving Wench
Fred Griffiths as Father
Tom Georgeson as Merry Man (uncredited)
Drina Pavlovic as Slave Girl (uncredited)